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JoelDee
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« on: November 25, 2005, 09:03:45 AM »

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY"
then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go
home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of
the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,
the Boss asked her " ...And where do you think you're going?" (scroll down)













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She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2005, 10:29:58 AM »

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2005, 11:27:53 AM »

:lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2005, 11:31:48 AM »

LOL  :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2005, 02:10:51 PM »

lmao :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2005, 02:58:09 PM »

lol
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f you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2005, 03:06:03 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2012, 02:32:13 AM »

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