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« on: May 30, 2006, 09:07:06 PM »

Porch Painting

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood
looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to
the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.
He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her
situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd
jobs that she could do. The man thinks about it for a second and then
remembers that he has been wanting his porch painted. He asks the blonde if
she paints?
The blonde says, "Sure anything."
"Well, I've been wanting my porch painted, how much would you charge?" the
man replies.
"I don't know, say $50 bucks."
"Sounds good. Go ahead and get started." He closes the door and walks back
inside.
His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He tells her of the blonde and her
situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch
for $50 bucks.
The astonished wife says, "$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of
our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You really
should pay her more."
"But that's all she said she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde!"
10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and
the blonde stands there and says, "All done."
With a surprised look on his face, "I can't believe it, you're already done
painting the entire porch."
"Yes, and by the way it's not a porch it's a Ferrari."
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2006, 10:16:03 PM »

good joke, keep them coming Tongue
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2006, 02:50:39 PM »

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